I CAN HAZ DINOSAUR TREK?
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PRESENTING THE SULUPOD AND THE CHEKOVOCUS.
The Sulupod displays tenacious territorial protectiveness whenever it finds it's preferred mate, the Chekovocus.

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And now, my shout of I CAN HAZ SOME ST!DINO FIC!??? *___*
PLZ?
(Resisting the urge to go buy dino-shaped animal crackers *-*)
Painting class is effing BORING cause we are STILL doing still life. a;flkjsdlf NGHHHH!!! D<
That makes me sad cause i love studio classes as they usually give me a chance to have fun and be creative and grow artistically.
This just feels like a chore. :(
Anyhow.
A CONSIDERATION!
Thing is, I wish I could write, y'know. Cause fandom is mostly made out of fic writers and sometimes it sucks to be an "artist". :/
So my question is, HOW DOES ONE GO ABOUT STARTING TO WRITE!? How did you guys start?
I'm fairly confident of my writings skills, but only in french, where I understand the grammar and syntax and spelling and stuff. Le français, c'est plutôt simple!!
ENGLISH IS HARD DAMMIT! ;___;
How do you do it! >-
The Sulupod displays tenacious territorial protectiveness whenever it finds it's preferred mate, the Chekovocus.

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And now, my shout of I CAN HAZ SOME ST!DINO FIC!??? *___*
PLZ?
(Resisting the urge to go buy dino-shaped animal crackers *-*)
Painting class is effing BORING cause we are STILL doing still life. a;flkjsdlf NGHHHH!!! D<
That makes me sad cause i love studio classes as they usually give me a chance to have fun and be creative and grow artistically.
This just feels like a chore. :(
Anyhow.
A CONSIDERATION!
Thing is, I wish I could write, y'know. Cause fandom is mostly made out of fic writers and sometimes it sucks to be an "artist". :/
So my question is, HOW DOES ONE GO ABOUT STARTING TO WRITE!? How did you guys start?
I'm fairly confident of my writings skills, but only in french, where I understand the grammar and syntax and spelling and stuff. Le français, c'est plutôt simple!!
ENGLISH IS HARD DAMMIT! ;___;
How do you do it! >-
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Date: 2009-10-21 03:55 am (UTC)I FEEL THE URGE TO WRITE A DISCOVERY-CHANNEL LIKE DOCUMENTARY SCRIPT FOCUSING ON THE DAILY LIFE OF THE ST-DINOS AND BIRDS.
THIS IS HARDER TO RESIST THAN I THOUGHT.
STILL.
THE CUTENESS, IT KILLS, IT KILLS ME SO HARD.
*nurses bleeding brain*
ILU, AND FEAR NOT, WRITING COMES WITH CRACK. SO. CRACK.
(it's like I'm a drug dealer now, URGH)
BRB, WILL WRITE EPIC COMMENT WHEN NOT
STUDYING FOR IMMINENT ORG3 MIDTERMWRITING MY WILL.no subject
Date: 2009-10-22 02:06 am (UTC)OH GOD PLEASE.
LIKE CAN THAT BE MY XMAS PRESENT OR SOMETHING
IM NOT MAKING SENSE NOW
BRB TIRED & SICK +________+
CAPS LOCK HAPPY DAY!
Date: 2009-10-23 01:38 am (UTC)THE BONESOSARUS IS KNOWN FOR ITS PECULIAR BARBED TAIL STINGER, WHICH IS PRIMARILY USED TO WARD OFF PREDATORS AND OTHER SUCH IRRITANTS. THOUGH USUALLY MILDLY IRRITABLE AND FAIRLY DOCILE, THE BONESOSAURUS BECOMES AGGRESSIVE IF SIGNIFICANTLY PROVOKED, PARTICULARLY WHEN PESTERED RELENTLESSLY BY CURIOUS LAND-DWELLING CREATURES, SUCH AS THE KIRKASAURUS (THE USUAL CULPRIT). IT IS ALSO TO BE NOTED THAT THE SPOCKASAURUS, THOUGH LESS DIRECT IN ITS PROVOCATIONS, ALSO HAS AN ADVERSE EFFECT ON THE BONESOSAURUS' GENERAL PSYCHOLOGICAL DEMEANOR.
THE BONESOSAURUS TYPICALLY DEVOTES A LARGE PORTION OF ITS DAY TO SCAVENGING FOR FOOD WHILE THE REMAINDER IS SPENT NAPPING, WHEREIN IT BURIES ITSELF UNDER A THIN LAYER OF SAND AS A CAMOUFLAGE MECHANISM.
THOUGH, THIS NAP-TIME IS SOMETIMES DISRUPTED BY OTHER LAND-DWELLERS AND AQUATIC CREATURES SEEKING ITS COMPANY, WISHING TO ENGAGE IN SOCIAL ACTIVITIES. THE BONESOSAURUS INITIALLY REBUFFS THESE PROMPTS AND APPEARS TO IGNORE ITS COMPANION(S) BUT EVENTUALLY IT BEGRUDGINGLY BEGINS TO RECIPROCATE.
THOUGH SEEMINGLY TEMPERAMENTAL, THE BONSOSAURUS IS AT HEART A SOCIAL AND ALTRUISTIC MEMBER OF THE ST-PREHISTORIC CREATURE FAMILY.
I SHOULD BE STUDYING BUT HEY, ESCAPING REALITY IS AWESOMERe: CAPS LOCK HAPPY DAY!
Date: 2009-10-23 02:42 am (UTC)THANK YOU LOVE YOU JUST MAKE MY DAY.
DOES THE BONESOSAURUS ALSO RELEASE ANTIBIOTICS FROM ITS STINGER THAT CAN CURE MINOR ILLNESSES?
Where's my mini!bones and his hypospray to chase my cold away? ;_;
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Date: 2009-10-23 10:06 pm (UTC)Therefore, THE STINGER IS EQUIPPED WITH A REACTIVE, BROAD-SPECTRUM, ANTI-BACTERIAL COMPOUND THAT CAN ALSO SUBSTITUTE AS A MILD RELAXANT, SIDE-EFFECTS FROM A STINGER-WOUND ARE RARE, THOUGH PROBABLE IF THE RECIPIENT HAPPENS TO BE A MEMBER OF THE KIRKASAURUS SPECIES.
"Hot damn Jim, I'm a sting ray, not a dinosaur!"
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Date: 2009-10-23 04:52 am (UTC)I WILL BE QUOTING YOU DIRECTLY IN MY ST!DINO FIC BECAUSE SERIOUSLY? YOU OWN. YOU SHOULD BE GIVEN EVERY INTERNET EVER.
OMG HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE WE CO-WROTE THE FIC THINGY?
I LIKE THE WORD EVER, OKAY?Are we friends? I don't remember if I have friended you or not...but, in case I have not, may I?
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Date: 2009-10-23 10:15 pm (UTC)I love how coherent I am.
QUOTE AWAY, I'M HAPPY THAT MY EDUCATION IS FINALLY OF USE FOR SOMETHING. WRITING ALL THOSE BLOODY LAB-REPORTS HAS GOT ME WRITING IN AN ENCYCLOPEDIC STYLE, LUV IT LUV IT LUUUUUV IT. /sarcasm
ZQ-MGOSH, THAT'D BE SO FANTASTIC, THANK YOU FOR THE OFFER, I HOPE YOU WON'T REGRET THIS DECISION BUT EVEN IF YOU DO, GETTING RID OF ME WILL PROVE FUTILE. OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANTED TO SAY, LOL, IT'S FRIDAY, ARGH.
SO NWAYZ, I'D LIKE TO EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE AND I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT "The Care and Feeding of Dinosaurs" B/C THAT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, B/C C'MON, DINOS + ST, A UNION OF WONDERFUL CRACK, YES.
WILL ADD YOU B/C HOT-DAMN WE'RE ALL AWESOME HERE.
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Date: 2009-10-23 11:08 pm (UTC)YOUR EDUCATION WILL PROVE TO BE MOST BENEFICIAL TO THIS MAGNIFICENT PROJECT WE ARE MOUNTING. YOU WILL BE THE MOST AMAZING ADDITION TO THE CRACK. EVER.
ST AND DINOSAURS NEEDED TO BE COMBINED AND IT TOOK OUR COMBINED GENIUS TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
WE ARE ALL AWESOME DAMMIT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *goes off to add you*
EVER.
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Date: 2009-10-24 02:37 am (UTC)I SURE HOPE IT WILL, LOL, PEOPLE MUST UNDERSTAND THE BRILLIANCE THAT IS ST-DINO WORLD. IF CUTE PICTURES AND FACTOIDS WILL ACHIEVE THIS, THEN SO MUST IT BE. BTW, THE EPIC BOOK IS GETTING PUBLISHED. AND I'M BUYING ALL THE COPIES.
MY MIDTERMS AREN'T OVER YET BUT SUCH IS LIFE SO, LIVING IN THE NOW AND THE NOW = CRACK THEN I WILL HEED THE CALL TO DUTY!
IF YOU LOVE EVER, MY WORD IF AWESOME. SO AWESOME. IT'S THE BESTEST WORD EVER. AWESOME.
GIVE IT ALL SHE'S GOT! AWESOME.
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Date: 2009-10-24 06:32 am (UTC)I TALK SO MUCH WITH MY HANDS, TOO, BB. DON'T WORRY. BUT I STILL THINK CAPS LOCK IS THE SUPERIOR MODE OF COMMUNICATION. NOTHING GETS LULZY URGENCY ACROSS BETTER. EVER.
YES YES YES LET'S PUBLISH IT! THEN IT CAN BE ON MEMORY BETA AS AN OFFICIAL ST THING. HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE? DON'T BUY THEM ALL; JUST BUY THREE, THAT WAY ALL THREE OF US CAN SIGN THEM...AND WE CAN STILL MAKE MONEIES...(EVER)
I DON'T REALLY HAVE MIDTERMS AS A DRAMA MAJOR...BUT I HAVE EPIC PROJECTS THAT INVOLVE ME DIRECTING SCENES AND THEN GETTING MY ASS HANDED TO ME (My professor seems to think that a C is a perfectly acceptable grade, which = me crying...a lot). CRACK IS THE BEST CALL TO DUTY EVER.
SCOTTY GIVES HER ALL SHE'S GOT, CAPTAIN, AND DEFIES THE LAWS OF PHYSICALS (BUT ONLY ONCE AN EPISODE)!!!
EVER EVER EVER
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Date: 2009-10-24 08:33 pm (UTC)LIKE REALLY REALLY
THAT'S MY WORD. OR PAIR OF WORDS CAUSE I LIKE TWOS. REALLY REALLY.
TOGETHER WE ARE (4)EVER REALLY AWESOME.
ERA
DINOSAUR E.R.A.
SOMETHING
8D REALY REALLY.
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Date: 2009-10-24 08:26 am (UTC)I THINK THE SPOCKASAURUS SHOULD BE A PREHISTORIC DOLPHIN OF SOME SORT.THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
YOU HAVE MADE ME SO HAPPY. I AM GOING TO GO SKIP THROUGH FIELDS OF DAISIES NOW.
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Date: 2009-10-25 04:28 am (UTC)AND. YES. YOU ARE RIGHT IN THINKING THAT THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE. ALIENS FROM DISTANT PLANETS ARE LOOKING DOWN AT US AND ADMIRING OUT BRILLIANCE. THEY WISH THEY COULD BE AS AWESOME AS WE ARE.
SPOCKASAURUS COULD TOTALLY BE A PREHISTORIC DOLPHIN. THE BETTER TO BUG POOR BONESOSAURUS!!!!Re: CAPS LOCK HAPPY DAY!
Date: 2009-10-26 07:26 am (UTC)IT BOGGLES THE MIND.
EXACTLY. :D
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Date: 2009-10-26 08:02 am (UTC)YES!
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Date: 2009-10-26 05:48 am (UTC)I'M GONNA HAVE TO JOIN YOU IN THE FIELD OF DAISIES.
BECAUSE THE SPOCKASAURUS IS NOW AND FOREVER SHALL BE KNOWN TO MANKIND AS THE PREHISTORIC DOLPHIN. (YOU WILL BE CITED APPROPRIATELY AND THEY'LL CONSTRUCT A MONUMENT IN YOUR HONOR)
ALSO, I LOVE HOW THIS CRACK IS SPREADING. AWESOME.
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Date: 2009-10-26 06:01 am (UTC)IT IS BECAUSE IT IS NOT CRACK. IT IS THE HONEST TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE. THIS IS WHAT DINOSAURS CALLED THEMSELVES...WE STUPID HUMANS JUST GAVE THEM EQUALLY STUPID NAMES.
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Date: 2009-10-27 04:17 am (UTC)HUMANITY WILL THANK US ONE DAY.
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Date: 2009-10-27 04:45 am (UTC)Re: CAPS LOCK HAPPY DAY!
Date: 2009-10-26 07:30 am (UTC)I THOUGHT PREHISTORIC DOLPHIN WAS APPROPRIATE, 1) AS MOONLIGHTLUPINES SAID, THE BETTER TO BUG BONESOSAURUS, BUT ESPECIALLY 2) BECAUSE DOLPHINES ARE, LIKE, THE THRID SMARTEST ANIMAL ON THE PLANET.
I SERIOUSLY GET A MONUMENT? ;______; <3
WHAT IS JIM? I MUST KNOW!
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Date: 2009-10-27 04:21 am (UTC)MY POWER ANIMAL IS NOW GONNA BE A SPOCKASAURUS, PREHISTORIC DOLPHINS.
UNG.
I'LL COMMISSION THE MONUMENT MYSELF, BB. BRONZE OR GOLD?
I'LL FUNDRAISE WITH ST-DINO-SHAPED COOKIES. AFTER I LEARN HOW TO BAKE.
JIM IS A LONG-NECK-LIKE DINO, SEE FORMAL DEFINITION HERE.
THIS IS SO EPIC, IT OUTSHINES MY LIFE. :D
Re: CAPS LOCK HAPPY DAY!
Date: 2009-10-29 05:03 am (UTC)I PREFER BRONZE, THNX. IT'S A TOUGHER METAL. 8Db I THINK YOU DESERVE ONE FOR THE BONESOSAURUS, BB. I'D SAY THAT WE SHOULD KIDNAP THE STAR TREK CAST AND MAKE THEM DO SHIRTLESS (MINUS OUR BB, ZOE, OF COURSE) CAR-WASHES FOR FUNDRAISING PURPOSES, BUT METHINKS THEY'RE ALL TOO CLASSY FOR THAT. JIM WOULD DO IT IN A HEARTBEAT, BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT CHRIS.
ANYWAY.
OH, DUH. I EVEN SAW THAT ENTRY.
ANYTHING STAR TREK RELATED OUTSHINES MY LIFE. ;D