lunatique

I went over to

yami_to_hikari's place today.
THANK YOU FOR THE EPIC DAY OF LULZ SEMPAI!!! ♥♥♥

There was lots of Wiimote flinging while playing wii!sports, Ike!oogling on my part during Brawl, Pretty Marth hair-flipping, gay violet!link jokes, and of course an epic pyromaniac!marth moment when he got hold of a fireflower. Did i mention the PWN of lightsaber-wielding Charizard?? XDXDXD
EPIC LULZ!!!!

Then we watched Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (the fun parts) and made much fun of Anakin and his sekrits.
It goes something like this:

The Jedi: *kick much ass*
Palpatine: *is surprisingly nimble and NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL*
Anakin: *lands half-ship in glorious stream of inferno*
Obi-Wan: *escape the paparazzis*
Anakin: *goes to embrace his sekrit wife behind the sekrit pillar sekritly*

Padme: I'm pregnant! We're going to have a sekrit baby!
Anakin: I'm a Father LULZ! 8D
Obi-Wan: I'm an Uncle LULZ!
Palpatine: I HAVE SEKRIT BLACKMAIL PHOTOS OF YOU AND YOUR SEKRIT KINKY SEX LIFE! LULZ

Jedi Council: *has sekrit meetings*
Mace: Anakin, you are to sekritly spy on the Chancellor! Sekritly! Do you understand?
Anakin: Oooh sekritsss

Palpatine: I know that the Jedi Council told you to sekritly spy on me so i want you to skeritly spy on them and find out their sekrits! But they must not know, for this is all a sekrit!!
Anakin: MOAR SEKRITSS!!! >O

Obi-Wan: *wipes the floor with Grievous' metal arse*
Sempai and I:*cheer then skip next half of the movie*

Yoda: Fight you I shall, because Sith Lord you are.
PALPATINE used Thunder.
It's Super Effective!
YODA Fainted. Use Next Pokemon? Y/N

YODA used REVIVE
YODA regained full strenght!
YODA used Sword Dance.

PALPATINE used Protect.
PALPATINE protected itself.

YODA used Pursuit.
PALPATINE used Sword Dance.

*EPIC BATTLE OF FORCE THROWINGNESS*

YODA has been defeated. Lost 2138712 Credits and PRIDE to PALPATINE.
YODA escaped.

-meanwhile on planet of Lava!Doom-
Anakin: HOW COME I NEVER GET TO SEME!?
Obi-Wan: Cause you just don't.
Anakin: I WANT TO BE TOP! *attacks*
Obi-Wan: Oh no you don't! *defends*
*EPIC BATTLE OF WAY-TOO-CLOSE-TO-LAVA*
Obi-Wan: It's over Anakin, ~~You can never top me.~~ I have the higher ground! *cuts off all limbs*
Anakin: *roars like a bantha and spontaneously combusts*

Padme: My sekrit babies!!! Luke and Leia. *dies*
Obi-Wan: There goes the sekrit wife. What am I to do with the sekrit babies?
Bail: I'll take the girl and raise her sekritly as my own daughter, even if it is obvious she's adopted.
Yoda: Take the sekrit son you will, to the sekrit planet of Tatooine, to live the rest of your sekrit life as a sekrit old hermit you will. Go hide as a sekrit furry tennis ball in a sekrit jungle world, I shall.
BTW, Remember your old Master? Sekrit training I will give you, so that sekritly meet him again you can.
Obi-Wan: QUI-GON!? MASTAH!
INVISIBLE FORCE-GHOST!Qui-Gon: I'm a Grandfather! LULZ 8D

Darth Vader: Yo, where's my sekrit wife?
Sidious: Not-So-Sekritly Dead.
Darth Vader: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *turns into evil angst muffin*
Sempai and I: *dead laughing*

THERE NEEDS TO BE JEDI!PUPPET PALS. 8DDD IT WILL BE MADE OF EPIC LULZ!!!