lunatique | I CAN HAZ DINOSAUR TREK?

PRESENTING THE SULUPOD AND THE CHEKOVOCUS.

The Sulupod displays tenacious territorial protectiveness whenever it finds it's preferred mate, the Chekovocus.

Born of crack comments with

moonlitelupines and

biomath here and here.
And now, my shout of I CAN HAZ SOME ST!DINO FIC!??? *___*
PLZ?
(Resisting the urge to go buy dino-shaped animal crackers *-*)

Painting class is effing BORING cause we are STILL doing still life. a;flkjsdlf NGHHHH!!! D<
That makes me sad cause i love studio classes as they usually give me a chance to have fun and be creative and grow artistically.
This just feels like a chore. :(

Anyhow.

A CONSIDERATION!
Thing is, I wish I could write, y'know. Cause fandom is mostly made out of fic writers and sometimes it sucks to be an "artist". :/
So my question is, HOW DOES ONE GO ABOUT STARTING TO WRITE!? How did you guys start?
I'm fairly confident of my writings skills, but only in french, where I understand the grammar and syntax and spelling and stuff. Le français, c'est plutôt simple!!
ENGLISH IS HARD DAMMIT! ;___;
How do you do it! >-

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I LOVE YOU GUYS.
LIKE REALLY REALLY

THAT'S MY WORD. OR PAIR OF WORDS CAUSE I LIKE TWOS. REALLY REALLY.

TOGETHER WE ARE (4)EVER REALLY AWESOME.
ERA
DINOSAUR E.R.A.

SOMETHING

8D REALY REALLY.

...I THINK YOU JUST WROTE A POEM. AN AWESOME POEM. REALLY. THE MOST AWESOME POEM EVER EVER EVER. (I WOULD KNOW BC I'M IN A POETRY CLASS THIS QUARTER...)

BEHOLD MY NEWLY DISCOVERED POETIC SKILLZZZZ!! >D

BUT IT IS ALL THANK TO YOU TWO! MY AWESOME MUSES!

REALLY REALLY! ♥♥

HAHAHAHA WE WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN STARTED THIS CRACK WITHOUT YOU ANSWERING MY PLEA FOR DINOSAURS! WE BOW DOWN TO YOUR SUPERIOR ART SKILLZ!

IZ AS TRUE AS TRUTH CAN BE.
THOU ART THE MAGICIAN.
AND WE, THE MINIONS OF ST-CRACK, SHALL PROPAGATE THIS MADNESS UNTIL THE WORLD PROPERLY EXPOSED THIS AWESOMENESS OF AWESOME.
POETRY SHOULD NOT BE WRITTEN AT 1:50 AM.
ALAS.

p.s. i like this idea: "SPOCKASAURUS COULD TOTALLY BE A PREHISTORIC DOLPHIN. THE BETTER TO BUG POOR BONESOSAURUS!!!!"

OKAY, YES. OH YES.
AND THE KIRKASAURUS HAS LEARNED TO SWIM!
SO THEY CAN ALL HAPPILY ANNOY THE BONESOSAURUS TO DEATH!
AND HE CAN STING THE KIRKARAUSUS UNTIL HE FAINTS.
WHILE THE SPOCKASAURUS HAS MERELY TO SWIM AWAY AND BE THE MOST STOIC DOLPHIN IN ALL OF HISTORY AND BEYOND.
THEN THE BONESOSAURUS CYCLE REPEATS ITSELF.
ROCK ON.

I WISH THAT I COULD TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT. BUT ALAS. 'TWAS NOT I.

moonfoot_gamgee IS THE GENIUS BEHIND THIS.

SO I'M LAYING IN BED LAST NIGHT AND MY MIND IS ALL SO WHAT IF IT"S THE STORY OF THE KIRKASAURUS LOOKING FOR HIS PERFECT MATE!
AND HE ENCOUNTERS UHURA!BIRD AND SHE'S ALL LIKE "WELL I FLY AND YOU DON'T, AND ALSO YOU DON'T LIKE GALS" AND KIRKASAURUS SAY, "WELL YOU'RE RIGHT!" AND GOES ON HIS MERRY WAY.
THEN HE MEETS CHEKOVOCUS AND IS LIKE "WELL YOU'RE CUTE" AND CHEKOVOCUS IS ALL FRIENDLY AND IS ALL "WANNA HELP ME GATHER FRUIT FOR MAI BABIES?" AND KIRKASAURUS IS ALL "WHAT YOU HAF BABIES?" AND OF COURSE CHEKOVOCUS TAKES HIM TO HIS AWESOME!NEST WHERE SULUPOD IS BABYSITTING THE EGGS. AND UNCLE SCOTTYSORUS COMES TO VISIT AND FIX THE NEST STRUCTURE SO ITS SOUND FOR WHEN THE BABIES HATCH.
AND KIRKASAURUS GOES ON HIS MERRY WAY UNTIL HE GETS TO THE SEA. AND HE FANCIES A SWIM BUT HE STEPS ON BONESOAURUS' TAIL AND GETS STUNG, BUT HE'S DAFT SO HE'S ALL "ARE YOU MY MATE?" AND BONESOSAURUS SPUTTERS IN INDIGNATION AND STINGS HIM AGAIN UNTIL HE FAINTS. AND DOLPHIN SPOCK SEES ALL THIS AND FEELS ITS HIS DUTY TO SAVE POOR KIRKASAURUS OF DROWNING TRAGICALLY. OR SOMETHING.
FUCK I DON'T EVEN KNOW. XD

*is lying in a pool of her guts and brains and iz slowly evaporating because of the cuteness-beam that just vaporized her into oblivion*

DSFSDJWE9325992493QJEFQSLO191212$#!#$#(%`38NAFKNFFK.

WORDS.
ARE.
BEYOND.
ME.

SO MUCH LUV FOR U RITE NOW, OH GOSH.
*HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE A POP-UP DINO BOOK. :(
I DON"T HAVE TIIIME ;____;

*HUGS BACK*

I CAN HAZ DINOSAUR TREK?

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